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“Life isn’t a courtroom.”
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Anonymous asked: Who was your best lover Liz???
Richard Burton.
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Passion, Lust, Diamonds.: I can't believe Eddie has been posting stuff on here about our.... sex life. What is this? Never once did I EVER mention...
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Oh please. You practically BEGGED me to marry you. And I wouldn’t call it making love. More like MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
Take it EASY E. I didn’t have to beg, all it took was a couple of bars of “milk and honey” and I had you purring out of my crotch in no…
BITTER BETSY. AT LEAST I CAN STILL USE MY LEGS.
Yeah, and remember that one time I used my legs to kiss Richard Burton right in front of you? Hahahahhaha
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I can’t believe Eddie has been posting stuff on here about our…. sex life. What is this? Never once did I EVER mention about how he was terrible in bed, or the fact that when we made love I thought I was making love to a little asian boy.
Who said we made love? Trying to hump you is like a midget trying to push a beached whale back into the OCEAN.
Oh please. You practically BEGGED me to marry you. And I wouldn’t call it making love. More like MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
Take it EASY E. I didn’t have to beg, all it took was a couple of bars of “milk and honey” and I had you purring out of my crotch in no time.
You knew I was distraught over the death of Mike and you clearly took advantage of my vulnerability. But thats all in the past.
Bahahaha, I have millions, a perfume line, kids that love me, and Debbie and I are BFF. How is living in the slums of San Francisco doing for you Eddie? I heard you broke your hip. Maybe you need to stop maneuvering around the streets to find a asian woman to sleep with….
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I can’t believe Eddie has been posting stuff on here about our…. sex life. What is this? Never once did I EVER mention about how he was terrible in bed, or the fact that when we made love I thought I was making love to a little asian boy.
Who said we made love? Trying to hump you is like a midget trying to push a beached whale back into the OCEAN.
Oh please. You practically BEGGED me to marry you. And I wouldn’t call it making love. More like MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
(Source: elizabethtaytay)
